Eharmony-- only for the good-looking ones
I was watching one of those eHarmony commercials— you know, the ones with the couples that talk about how they got matched up 5 years ago on the website— and as I was trying to figure out if the people on the screen were good-looking. The one with the dress shop owner and her tall-dark-and-handsome husband— they are definitely a good-looking couple, but the one with the girl with the big mouth/little nose and her big-nosed small-mouthed husband are a little off.
But then I realized that those two are good-looking for TV, but kinda odd-looking for everyday. Because they are the opposites of each other. Not that they're unattractive, they're just a little funny together b/c of the comparable mouth to nose ratio.
Ok, so that thought led me to this thought— why the hell are we still seeing the same people in the eHarmony commercials? If the site was working as well as they claim, shouldn't there be another couple's story to tell like at least every six months?
And then that thought led me to this sucker— Maybe it's only the good-looking couples that get their stories turned into a commercial. Because let's be honest, no one would care to see the story of how Mr.Cross-eyed and Ms.Hair-lip got together. That's just not good TV.
So to my final conclusion— eHarmony must be filled with a bunch of average/unattractive people for them to only put out 3 commercials every 2 years. I guess the "Made for TV" faces are few and far between.
God, I need a job....
But then I realized that those two are good-looking for TV, but kinda odd-looking for everyday. Because they are the opposites of each other. Not that they're unattractive, they're just a little funny together b/c of the comparable mouth to nose ratio.
Ok, so that thought led me to this thought— why the hell are we still seeing the same people in the eHarmony commercials? If the site was working as well as they claim, shouldn't there be another couple's story to tell like at least every six months?
And then that thought led me to this sucker— Maybe it's only the good-looking couples that get their stories turned into a commercial. Because let's be honest, no one would care to see the story of how Mr.Cross-eyed and Ms.Hair-lip got together. That's just not good TV.
So to my final conclusion— eHarmony must be filled with a bunch of average/unattractive people for them to only put out 3 commercials every 2 years. I guess the "Made for TV" faces are few and far between.
God, I need a job....
Posted by Kera at 7/21/2009 12:31 AM 
Categories: Random Thoughts
Tags: eHarmony attractive people online dating
Categories: Random Thoughts
Tags: eHarmony attractive people online dating
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